Newspaper Headlines for the Apocalypse
On days when research for your paper is dull and the sun is shining outside, you appreciate a little distraction.
Here is a great quote from an address on freedom in cyberspace by Allan Neuharth that made me laugh today😉
Newspaper headlines for the apocalypse:
New York Times: WORLD ENDS, THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES HARDEST HIT.
Wall Street Journal, WORLD ENDS, DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE HITS ZERO.
Washington Post: WORLD ENDS — WHITE HOUSE IGNORED EARLY WARNINGS, UNNAMED SOURCES SAY.
USA Today, WE’RE DEAD, STATE BY STATE DEMISE (PAGE 8A), FINAL FINAL SPORTS SCORES (PAGE 8C).
Thank you, Allen Neuharth!